You’ll Be Fine

Act One, Song Four from
"Home-a-ton: A Quarantine Musical."

[KING DON]
You say
The virus multiplies like the lies that I tell every day
You cry
‘Cuz you see that our curve climbs bigly and that thousands will die
I say “Sad.”
I’d like to avoid an arraignment for all of my crimes
So I’ll say it’s not bad
Instead of working on containment, feed you lines

You'll be fine
Soon you'll see
It’ll be gone with the April heat
You'll be fine
Calm your fears
Like a miracle, it disappears
It’s a hoax
Liberal spin
Have you tried hydroxychloroquine?
One thing’s true
You poor slobs:
I will literally say anything
To avoid doing my job

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Baht-ba-ba-ba-bing-bing-bing
Ba-ba-baht-baht-bing-bing-bong
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Baht-ba-ba-ba-bing-bing-bing
Ba-ba-baht-baht-baaaa

You say that I’m inflaming the pandemic’s spread
But I prefer just blaming Obama instead
And please, slow down the testing!
‘Cuz our cases are cresting
I don’t need them protesting
The cardiac arresting
Of millions, and billions, and trillions of U.S. civilians

You’ll be fine
Just you wait
It’s as harmless as Mike Pence is straight
Inject light
Drink some bleach
Like I care – I’m already impeached
Covid is
Overblown
And if not well, hell, you’re on your own

‘Cuz, now, don’t
Think I won’t
Let it kill your friends and family
So there’s less of you to vote

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Baht-ba-ba-ba-bing-bing-bing
Ba-ba-baht-baht-bing-bing-bong
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Baht-ba-ba-ba-bing-bing-bing
Ba-ba-
Everybody

[ENSEMBLE]
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Baht-ba-ba-ba-bing-bing-bing
Ba-ba-baht-baht-bing-bing-bong
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Baht-ba-ba-ba-bing-bing-bing
Ba-ba-ba-baht-ba-bing-bing-boooooonnnnng